Once there was a philosopher doing a survey on a group of men, on the topic of happiness. He said "I can prove to you that the amount of happiness has relation to the amount of sex you have!"
To prove this he glanced at the audience. And he saw a man at the right hand corner, smiling, "Sir, How often do you have sex?" he asked.
"Once a month." the man answered.
Looking for another happy face, he spotted a man in the middle, having a bigger smile. And he asked him "Sir, How often do you have sex?"
"Once a week. " the man shouted.
Trying to prove his theory further, he saw another man laughing. "You seem to be a very happy man, So how often do you have sex?"
"Well, ...everyday" the happy man answered. "There, I am right ...the amount of happiness has relation to the amount of sex you have" said the philosopher.
But far off at the end of the room, he saw a man with his hands in the air. Laughing and jumping with so much happiness. So the philosopher said to him, "You sure look like a very happy man?"
"Yes,.Yes .. Yes," answered the very happy man.
"So how often do you get to have sex?" the philosopher asked.
The man answered "Once a year...."
The puzzled and embarrassed philosopher asked the man "WHAT? Then why are you so happy??"
The man while laughing, and jumping said: "IT'S TONIGHT... IT'S TONIGHT!!"
2006-12-02 07:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are you telling jokes about me ? Not very nice that !!!!!!
2006-12-02 17:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur on a roll kizzy pmsl 10/10
2006-12-02 08:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must have been in October and he must have been a penguin. Fact, penguins mate once a year in October !
2006-12-02 11:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex with what?
2006-12-02 07:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Ta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know how he feels tonites the nite
2006-12-02 07:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-12-02 09:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by May 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
brilliant!
2006-12-02 11:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it already....sorry
2006-12-02 08:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tahts good :) lol
2006-12-02 07:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-02 07:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by jinie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋