Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2006-12-02 07:16:12 · 14 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooooOOOOoooo...not heard it..funny !!
2006-12-02 09:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*bored sigh* that isnt really funny actually although i have never heard it before. if you want some gud jokes go on www.jokes.com or something of that nature....
2006-12-02 15:22:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One or two miserable buggers above me, but then again it was a crap joke !!
2006-12-03 01:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She obviously got the "hot" part !
2006-12-02 20:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She thought it was a male dog,oooohhh dear!
2006-12-02 18:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take no notice of them eejits lol,it made me chuckle
2006-12-02 15:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gave me a giggle
2006-12-02 15:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-02 15:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by Tellus A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-12-03 03:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, not funny
2006-12-02 15:17:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋