A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-12-02 07:11:27 · 15 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! hahaha!! That was really funny haha!
2006-12-02 07:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 keep them coming
2006-12-02 07:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
So, have you and your farmer husband separated yet?
2006-12-02 11:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Giordino 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
some things you just cant explain
good joke by the way
2006-12-02 07:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it hit my funny bone good and hard kizzy 10/10
2006-12-02 08:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some things you can't explain !
2006-12-02 12:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML, that was excellent, i now need to go to the loo!
2006-12-02 07:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great jokes keep sending them in ,
2006-12-02 20:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
much better than the last effort.
2006-12-02 07:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!LOL!!!!!thanks for laughs!!!!reallly needed that one
2006-12-02 07:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋