Now they are swollen up like grapefruits. I took a couple asprin and rubbed aloa on them but that hasn't helped. I need a quick, cheap fix. No insurance, no doctors.
2006-12-02 07:07:57 · 14 answers · asked by Buddy Love 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Please, I need real solutions. They are ready to explode. No Doctors!
2006-12-02 07:17:47 · update #1
Oh ya been there done that.
2006-12-02 07:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by CoCo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh ... the extreme rollover. What the hell are you doing brake dancing for any way . You kind of had it coming , don't cha think . It's funny how the world works , You broke your own nads and this may cause you to never reproduce . My point is this : Survival of the fittest .
2006-12-02 15:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Bobbo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A juicer,a common kitchen appliance will do the trick.
They are swollen because they have to much juice, relieve the fluid and you will be good as new.
2006-12-02 15:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its the best idea to see a doctor, you don't wanna mess around with them... I had a friend do the same thing with his, and i think he got surgery done on them... go before its too late.. we're all hoping for the best.. Cheers
2006-12-02 15:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Tom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Untwist em, and tape a cupla aspirin to each one. Then put some ice on them. They should be fine in a cupla days. OH, and cease break dancing. You're not good at it. ;)
2006-12-02 15:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im not messin around with you, if u dont get to the doctor fast, ur testicles will be gone forever. sorry, but there aint no other way
2006-12-02 15:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by jim h 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! well all i have to say it to stop dancing so out of order. just go with the flow but keep it safe. ;) and about medicine i have no clue. ;)
2006-12-02 15:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by TiGgEr_LoVeR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get your girlfriend to put hot towels on it then massage them with some warmed aloe.
2006-12-02 15:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by miss tique 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aww! poor baby want me to rub em better for you?? :) jus playin
2006-12-02 15:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by tisha 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ice pack.
*ouch*
2006-12-02 15:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
see a doctor, its worth the money.
2006-12-02 15:09:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋