A Captain in the army was transferred to a desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed an old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from town and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel."
The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING ME THE CAMEL!!"
The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.
As he stepped down from the stool, he felt very satisfied. When he was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well.. No sir.. They usually just use it to ride into town.."
2006-12-02 07:02:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewww but funny huh.. More 'Ewww' for me lol..
2006-12-02 07:07:16 · update #1
LMAO haha
i have never heard that 1 be4!!!
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-02 07:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by dana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did the captain have the hump after that and end up in a rough coat martial.
2006-12-03 00:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by 2_right 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but like this version that the guy just sits back and lets him do the camel before saying ne thing lol
2006-12-02 07:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was the camel called Humphrey ?
2006-12-02 12:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Giggle Giggle Giggle. That was the first funny joke i've heard all day. Thumbs up for you.
2006-12-02 07:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its way tooooo long,I cant bother to read it!But u seem funny so I guess so!
2006-12-02 07:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats naaaasssty and really funny at the same time...
2006-12-02 07:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by ladee_in_luv 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny one..
I have heard about it from somewhere else
but still it brings me a smile
2006-12-02 10:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Blue P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10
2006-12-02 07:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it Naz, its funny lol
2006-12-03 00:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋