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My daughter Rachel just crawled into the wall it was hysterical [she wasn't hurt though]

2006-12-02 06:57:13 · 27 answers · asked by Elle J Morgan 6 in Pregnancy & Parenting Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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My youngest has fallen asleep in his highchair within mid-bite.... he alo was walking around in circles and tripped over himself (I think) doinga summersault and by the time he landed he was sleeping soundly.
My 6 year old on the other hand was rough housing with his Dad and went to run away from him laughing hysterically and ran into the doorjam of his bedroom door, bounced back and hit his head on the opposite wall... crashing to the floor and still laughing with the hycups at this point, he had the whole house rolling on the floor with him.

2006-12-02 07:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by jillifly 2 · 1 0

My daughter was about a year old, She could walk and stand. We lived in a lovely old Victorian tenement in Glasgow. This particular spring day. The sun was flooding into the room and she was standing there looking at the toys on the floor around here. The flat was about 100 years old and there were a few creaky boards.

Suddenly she noticed that whenever she moved there was an audible creaking noise. She tested it out and then burst into tears and began to examine her leg.

Oh and she wasn't pleased when I laughed . . . . . oh no.

2006-12-02 19:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by Richard T 4 · 0 0

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2016-12-10 20:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by lot 4 · 0 0

my two year old is mad about superman and is trying to say clark kent at the minute however it is coming out as c ock c unt!! sorry for the language but it is the truth I swear it. Also he keeps talking about the 'S' on supermans chest but he prolongs the 'S' sound too much and it sounds like he is talking about superman's A SS all the time. Oh my god the amount of time I have speant stifling my laughter today should be in the record books

2006-12-02 08:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 1 0

lol - kids do some daft things, don't they !?! my son is 4 years old. last year was really the first year that he started to understand about Christmas time and father Christmas. he'd got his heart set on a Hotwheels T-rex playset, (which came in a huge box) and was hoping that he'd get it for Christmas... anyway, on the last day of nursery school before xmas, they had a volunteer dressed up as father xmas, handing out little gifts to all the nursery school children. it got to my little boy's turn, and he went to talk to santa... and after he's finished talking, santa gave my son his little gift.... Sam (my son) looked at the little package, looked at santa, and then in a VERY loud voice said 'THAT'S NOT A T-REX' !!! lol - i'd not thought to explain to him before that he'd be getting his main presents on xmas day.... it made a lot of people laugh though, and i guess that's a good thing about having kids, although they drive u bananas sometimes, they can always bring a smile to your face, and the daft little things that they do make u love them all the more. hope u and your family have a good xmas !

2006-12-02 07:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was making brownies and my 3 year old daughter was reaching up to the bowl with a spoon trying to eat some of the brownie mix, well, she got the spoon in the bowl but when she tried to take it out the whole thing tipped over right onto her head! i couldn't stop laughing she looked like the mud monster and she even started licking the brownie off herself!

2006-12-02 13:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by babyb 1 · 0 0

When my son was 2 yrs old, I was making brownies. I was mixing it in the bowl, and I offered him some from the bowl, I had some on my finger and licked it, I offered him some, and his eyes almost popped out his head, and gave me this weird look, he said ewww no caca.

When he was six there was kid that lived downstairs from us. That kid was really mean to my son all the time, so were eating supper, and was telling my son that I didn't want him to play with this kid (I was pointing towards the floor, meaning the kid downstairs) he gave me a look like I've lost my mind and said, um mom there's no kid there.

2006-12-02 07:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by Brandnewshoes 4 · 0 0

My 19 month old likes to pull at the tapes on her nappy when I have just changed her, and I tell her 'No' in a strong voice, whilst pointing my finger at her, and she has recently started copying me, she'll even do the finger point for emphasis...I didn't realise that she would be such a mirror!
It ws funny that she just came out with 'Nnnno' in her little voice. So beautiful!

2006-12-02 07:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1 0

My niece is 10 months and she has a big rash on her butt so we took her to the hospital they said to put this cream on her butt and let her be with out a diaper as much as possible.
So she was crawling around and my sister saw her pick something up and put it in her mouth. She took it and was trying to figure out where she got a rock. Then she found a bunch of em n relized it was her poop!!

2006-12-02 07:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by vanessac2006 2 · 0 0

my daughter when she was a baby was always shouting onion as her first word!

then theres my step daughter now 4 yrs old that rather than saying happy xmas say's " Harry christmas!"

but the most funniest thing has to be this by my eldest,

< Angel> " mummy your going to pop soon and then the baby's going to come out right?"

" no not yet angel its going to take time"

" oh thats right, you have to wait for your number to come up....i hope that number comes up soon i really would like to meet him"

" what makes you think it is a boy?"

" father xmas is going to bring me a baby brother this year"

2006-12-02 08:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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