Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.
"Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"
"Well Sheriff, it's a long story." "I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff. "Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon.
We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did.
Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did."
He continued,"We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same.
So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spread her legs apart and said 'Okay,Billy-Bob, go to town'.
2006-12-02 06:54:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wwcarman2000 this is 4 u ,get a life u eejit
2006-12-02 07:04:54 · update #1
damn good joke if you are going i will unstrap my seat belt its not very comfortable my grandsons high chair
2006-12-02 08:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pity the world is full of Billy-Bobs !
2006-12-02 12:29:02 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think billy-bob is an eejit to!
2006-12-02 10:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a few billy-bobs down my local very funny
2006-12-02 19:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, That was funny.. Before you get off, check out my jokes.. =) You and me both are regulars on the jokes&riddles category.. lol..
2006-12-02 07:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he even took his stetson off what a gentleman
2006-12-02 17:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn
2006-12-02 06:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooo thats sad... very sad lol lol
2006-12-02 07:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear god no ha ha lol
2006-12-02 07:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ronald P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, would you mind if i use that?
2006-12-02 06:58:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋