An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up
and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours;
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at
him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's
the matter old-timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
f-cked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2006-12-02
06:37:55
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