The toast.?

Question

John McGrath hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leering and said, "John won the prize
the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come."

Answer 1

NEVER HAD MY EARS PULLED TO MAKE ME COME WOULD IT BE SORE **********TELL YOU TOMORROW IF IT IS, OW THE JOKE , GREAT

Answer 2

Classic!!

Answer 3

Brilliant, exallent very funny need to tell hubby that one

Answer 4

i have toast almost every single moprning so sometimes i get quited sick of it and dont want breakfast

Answer 5

Oye! Twas very funny, it twas, lass.

Answer 6

good one, ,my mates name is john mcgrath wonder if its him lol

Answer 7

Bottoms up !
Hope non UK know what I mean, Cheers !

Answer 8

as usual fantastic you are back with a vengence

Answer 9

very good predictable but funny

Answer 10

Havnt heard that one, good one! lol