Woe is me! I think that some jaguar has been stealing my collectable action figures! Can anyone help me?

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Woe is me! I think that some jaguar has been stealing my collectable action figures! Can anyone help me?

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

2006-12-02 06:12:05 · 2 answers · asked by Cy A. 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health

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I will sell you a jar of Jaguar Repellant for $1000. It looks, smells, and tastes like water, but there are no jaguars here so it must be working.

2006-12-02 06:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

You have two options. You could try to knock the head off the jaguar with a burnt ak-47. You also have the option to contact a hungry hobo and hire them to remove the jaguar. Neat, eh?

2006-12-02 06:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋