A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is
screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before
take it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
2006-12-02 05:52:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, fecking hell, that was brilliant am so PMLOL, 10/10.
Thanks you cheered me up no end!
2006-12-02 06:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 f**g spit weetabix over my laptop,blol ,there will now be a short delay before answering your questions lol
2006-12-03 03:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dirty minded bugger, loved it 10/10 lol lol
2006-12-02 14:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe u naughty
2006-12-02 13:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhuh... Okay... Sure... That was kind of funny... Why the heck would he tell his wife to do that, he could of done it himself and it would have gone alot faster and his other customers would be happier cause the service was faster... Weird...
2006-12-02 13:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'll have to remember that one. Great.
2006-12-02 14:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha love it , 2 funny .
2006-12-02 14:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one always laughing i am ready for you tonite seat belt on MYSELF IT AINT REAL ITS A JOKE
2006-12-02 14:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it alot, very good.
2006-12-02 13:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I love it!
2006-12-02 13:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋