2006-12-02 05:49:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry, Larry -- the voyage will have to be an imaginary one, just like the first one.
Let's look at some facts: if we took only the species of animals we know about today (and there were MORE species in the past, as in biblical times), we'd need an area the size of the state of Rhode Island just to pack 2 of every species tightly side-by-side -- that's only, oh, 20,000 times bigger or so than Noah's boat. And that doesn't make any provision for food, other animals for other animals to eat, etc.
Now, to raise the sea level worldwide above the top of the tallest mountain (Mt. Everest): it would have to rain at a rate of 1" per hour over every single square foot of the earth for over 39 years -- forty days and forty nights wouldn't do it, not even close.
Now how plausible does the ark fairy-tale sound? :)
2006-12-02 05:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You better hope there is never a Cruise #2 of Noah's Ark because you would not be on the ship. You would be one of the people drowning and screaming for help.
It is not a good thing to poke fun at the Bible.
2006-12-02 05:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a blast. The bible states a lot of things but not the departure times for Noah's next voyage. You may find the next paragraph some consolation.
Genesis 38:8-10
8Then Judah said to Onan, ‘Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her; raise up offspring for your brother.’ 9But since Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, he spilled his semen on the ground whenever he went in to his brother’s wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother. 10What he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.
What a book!!!
2006-12-02 05:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by Olly Octopus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There will not be another one, you can tell your travel agent to find you another trip.
Larry! you look like more Adam than Larry to me. Why are you such a bitter person! over 700 question and all of them to disrespect the Christians and you say they are forcing their belief on you. You do that with ever question you ask. Are you bitter that God kicked you out of paradise, and unable to come back. I know you are an atheist. which means you believe in nothing. Not God, not life after, nothing much. Are you an animal lover! how about other human kind! not in your book!
2006-12-02 06:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Diamond 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Bible says that was the Ark's only run.
2006-12-02 05:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by Krys Tamar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is is gowing to be like in seed 2 when a nut takes over the ark and it goes out off control
2006-12-02 05:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The line starts in about 12 minutes,,have fun!!
2006-12-02 05:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never again. God promised to not destroy the earth by flood again. The rainbow is a reminder to us of that promise.
2006-12-02 05:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by wes41550 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You'd get stoned for bestiality.
Says so in the ship manifest.
2006-12-02 05:56:32 · answer #9 · answered by You Have No Idea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never- God promised that he would never destroy the earth by a flood again
2006-12-02 05:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by littlefoot 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋