A guy goes to the Government to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
him,
"Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says,"That will give you extra points toward
employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you
right now.
The hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow. Come
in at 10:00 am."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we sit around scratching our balls... no point in you coming in
for that....
2006-12-02 05:45:03 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good lol lol lol ha h a
2006-12-02 06:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you people get these things..I always thought they sit around and did that all day..thanks for letting me on the news
2006-12-02 07:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke ... but imagine the plight of those who actually have such problems. I think it's best to avoid jokes on disability.
2006-12-02 05:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay... Kinda funny! So thats why the government is so slow at getting stuff done!
2006-12-02 05:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny and then creative and poor man with no balls Hahahahahahaha :-)
2006-12-02 06:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale of one to ten- a 8 .
2006-12-02 05:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by debi_0712 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true that, and he'll get home before the kids!
2006-12-02 06:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical goverment all they do are either scxew you or fxck you or waste our taxes playing with thexselfs
2006-12-02 17:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that made me smile a lil.
2006-12-02 05:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by 2cute2handle♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing like crazy!
great job!
='D
2006-12-02 05:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋