A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him,
'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed.
"When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
2006-12-02 05:29:55 · 8 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is the funniest joke I have read all morning. Thanks for starting my Saturday off with a good laugh...
2006-12-02 05:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-02 05:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! made him see the stars in broad daylight, eh? good one 8/10!!
2006-12-02 05:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML, fair play to for being brave!
2006-12-02 06:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a joke? Lol, i smiled a bit. That's really debatible...I'd say he could have approached it less violently, then if they reacted to him violently, then he could defend himself and kick some bootay.
2006-12-02 05:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by Wingedhamham 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't get it. Is this a joke?
It's not funny. It sounds like a bad story.
2006-12-02 05:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-12-02 06:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! oops!!!
2006-12-02 05:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋