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It was amazing. I called Hinn Ministeries and told them that I was suffering from a condition that struck me suddenly after I had jogged with a friend for 5 miles last July. My mouth became very dry and I had trouble swallowing. The Hinn Ministeries put Benny on the phone and, after I pledged $500, he told me to fill a glass with the clear liquid that emerges from the kitchen faucet. He then said that I needed to drink this liquid and say a prayer to the Holy Spirit. The results? Miraculous! Almost immediately, my mouth was no longer dry! Don't tell ME that he's a phony!

2006-12-02 04:19:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

LOL, I get the sarcasm and I love it!

2006-12-02 04:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1 1

I would say that a prophet of God given the ability to faith heal would not be charging for the gift given him. I would also say that Benny Hinn is a man, no more no less. All men are fallible. God has no need to call attention to himself through televangelists, as I am pretty sure TV is not of God's making.

2006-12-02 12:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 1 0

I'm paralyzed from the waist down and I watch Benny Hinn.
I pray everyday that god will heal me.
I see so many people on his show get healed and don't need their wheelchairs anymore.
I pray that I will have enough faith like them.
Its hard sometimes seeing how everybody else gets healed instead of me.
At my church they keep telling me that I must have enough faith and that God will answer my prayer.
Its been six years now,I don't know anymore.
I just wish I was able to attend his service so God might heal me.
Its hard keeping the faith everyday.
God Bless

2006-12-02 12:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by lifeinheavenforeever 5 · 0 0

Cute joke. Cute way of showing your contempt for Benny Hinn.

2006-12-02 13:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0 1

Be careful, that clear liquid out of your faucet is Dihydrogen Monoxide (aka hydric acid). It kills hundreds of people every year through asphyxiation, is a major component of acid rain and is used in the manufacture of chemical and biological weapons. You pledged $500 for something can kill you!!!!

2006-12-02 12:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Krys Tamar 3 · 4 0

Though your question seems a bit sarcastic, the truth is that only God through Jesus Christ can heal a person. God does allow unbelievers to perform "miracles" sometimes...but, all glory and honor goes to God. Unfortunately, some choose to follow "people" rather than God.

2006-12-02 12:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by chattinforgod 2 · 1 0

do you really expect us to believe that you talked to Benny Hinn on the phone?

2006-12-02 12:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 1 0

Matthew 12: 36 But I say unto you , That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

2006-12-02 12:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

LMAO... God can heal, but he doesn't need Benny or your $500 pledge. Love the sarcasm!

2006-12-02 12:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 5 · 1 0

binny hinn is fake as a 3 dollar bill. god heal's not benny hinn.

2006-12-02 12:22:27 · answer #10 · answered by DoubleD 3 · 2 2

I could have done that for you for free.

If you put some water in your dry mouth, what do you expect!!

2006-12-02 12:28:36 · answer #11 · answered by flandargo 5 · 1 0

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