Just wondering
2006-12-02 03:49:00 · 8 answers · asked by Abercrombieluver223 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well, its not exactly a joke, its true but ,,
a man went in to use the bathroom, he was smoking, he tossed cig butt into toilet, it exploded, his wife had put cleaners in it,,
2006-12-02 03:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by dlin333 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is an old bathroom joke I heard when I lived in NE (northeast) Florida right by the Alabama border. Anyways during the Auburn Alabama game week, there's an old joke here it goes:
An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan were pee peeing next to each other in the men's room stall. The Auburn fan finishes first, and proceeds to wash his hands, the Alabama fan starts walking out the door. The Auburn fan stops him and asks, "Hey, aren't you gonna wash your hands?"
To this, the Alabama fan replied, "No, I don't have a problem pee peeing on my hands."
Kinda corny, I know, but when I moved back to LA, I told USC fans this joke and it was sanitized for this forum.
2006-12-02 12:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by Joonbug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this postcard hanging in my bathroom with a baby on the toilett holding a phone in it's hand saying: Give me all the straight poop!
2006-12-02 11:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by silverearth1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was an Indian in the men's bathroom, he somehow got stuck in one of the toilets, and this guy walks in. he notices the man in the toilet and says "how long have you been here?"
he replies "many many moons."
2006-12-02 12:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by astruempf00 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
He got pissed off.
Oh yea.
2006-12-02 11:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
SHARING IT........
2006-12-02 11:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makin' a "Boom Boom!
2006-12-02 11:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
idk!
2006-12-02 11:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by Fergie clone 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋