Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
2006-12-02 03:47:38 · 11 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVED IT! MERRY SHIFTMAS AND A SCHAPPY NEW YEAR! I ALREADY HAD SOME.
2006-12-02 04:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by honeypot0214 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the sort of cake my mum makes every christmas.
2006-12-02 04:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
does this have to be just for chiristmas or will a wedding do? or in fact anytime sounds very good
2006-12-02 04:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by cozz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah hahlol lmfao roflmfao
2006-12-02 04:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by astruempf00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHERRY MISTMAS TO YOU TO,I REALLY NEED TO REMEMBER THAT,VERY NICE,10/10........
2006-12-02 04:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by irish s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
shink a hive made thish already. doeshn't look good though.
2006-12-02 03:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...must have taken you a long time to write all that....
2006-12-02 05:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I done that cake last year .....great
2006-12-02 03:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, heard it before, but still funny.
2006-12-02 03:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
briliant must make it this year
2006-12-02 08:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by julie t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋