Little johnnys neighbour had a baby. but he was born without ears. Johnny and his mum and dad went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking. Johnny looked in the cot and said what a lovely baby. Lovely feet, hands, skin. How's his eyesight. The babys mother said it was perfect. Johnny replied thats great cos he'd be Fucked if he needed glasses!!
2006-12-02 03:29:50 · 16 answers · asked by zoda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He could have contacts.
2006-12-02 03:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by John P 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-02 11:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! That's hysterical! That's prolly the only "Johnny" joke I haven't heard before. I've heard [I think] all of the rest of 'em but that one.
That ones F-U-N-N-Y!
2006-12-02 13:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit Zoda you are getting very good at this .
Keep it up 10/10 well done.
2006-12-02 11:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really weird
2006-12-02 12:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by I luv batista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zoda hey that was so funny i nearly fell of my seat laughing so much here. LMAO.......
2006-12-02 12:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah! because yuo need ears to support them up!
2006-12-02 11:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by §†reet R¥dA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's HILARIOUS!!! 10000000000000/10! lol!
2006-12-02 11:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! totally funny!
2006-12-02 11:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah very good Zoda....xxx
2006-12-02 11:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋