Rare Children Books hard to find. Out of print.
1.Toys in the Oven Plates on the Bed 2.Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want. 3.The Indoor Pool,Big Potty and the Divingboard Flusher. 4.Homemade Fireworks by Bathtub,Blowdryer,and a Fork. 5.Pappa goes the Walmart Play Microwave Games. 6.How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish.
7.101 recipies to make with Dog Food. 8.The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator.
(10 Commandments of Kids)
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
2006-12-02 02:51:29 · 7 answers · asked by Ari 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-02 02:52:24 · update #1
Sorry for spell mistakes can't edit now
2006-12-02 03:09:23 · update #2
Thanks for showing interest in jokes here you can find more if you want:http://360.yahoo.com/nihon94
2006-12-02 13:08:08 · update #3
I have framed 10 Commandments of Kids those who want can ask freely and enjoy.
2006-12-02 15:47:03 · update #4
I would like to know how my 13 year old son got ahold of these before I did!!!!!
2006-12-02 04:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Ten Commandments are FUNNY!!!!!!!!
2006-12-02 04:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE,THANKS FOR THE INFO.10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP,YOU'VE DONE GOOD........
2006-12-02 03:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ..........that was funny and interesting.....lol
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your weekend : - )
2006-12-02 04:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!!!! LOVED the ten commandments!!
2006-12-02 06:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that hella funny! LOL!
2006-12-02 03:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe :)
2006-12-02 03:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋