Two women friends had gone for a big girl's night out.
Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however was wearing a
rather expensive pair of panties and did not
want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to
a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the
girls did their business they
proceeded to go home. The
next day one of the women's husbands was
concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the
other husband and said,
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst..
my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card
stuck to her *** that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
2006-12-02 02:49:43 · 16 answers · asked by Papa Spyk! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL .................yes it was.
Thanks for sharing and have a great weekend : - )
2006-12-02 04:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ,really excellent 11/10Keep them coming friend.
2006-12-02 03:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2006-12-02 02:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one made my day I am posting it to all my friends
they pee them selves laughing ..like me ..top man
2006-12-02 02:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it has been 2 days since this joke was last posted
2006-12-02 03:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE,EXCELLENT,10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP,I'VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT..........
2006-12-02 03:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
X L ent
2006-12-02 03:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by poetikliesense 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!
Best one I've heard since 1899....
2006-12-02 03:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by chilling_1ce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally funny!
2006-12-02 03:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. best joke i read all day =]
2006-12-02 03:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋