How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share you box with 5 other guys.
But worst of all.....the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!
2006-12-02 02:06:24 · 25 answers · asked by Shazza 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so cool and funny your the best
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
i am so sending that to all of my friends
2006-12-02 02:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Really, life is not bad. If you think that it is so, change your mind as fast as you can. Life is like the flight of the star from the sky so catch the moment and be happy.
2006-12-02 02:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Marina S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely eggxellent very very funny 10/10 well done.
2006-12-02 02:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke
2006-12-02 02:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-02 03:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people on this site sound like they would kill to be an egg.
2006-12-02 02:08:18 · answer #6 · answered by Big Bruv 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'll eventually get cracked.
Perhaps even beaten or whipped.
Definitely heated up.
Thanks for the thoughts!
2006-12-02 02:56:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one word shazza brill 10/10
2006-12-02 07:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well thank you very much, I needed the laugh. Very funny LOL.
2006-12-02 02:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NICE,THAT REALLY CHEERS ME UP,10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP........
2006-12-02 04:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats really cute I like that alot
2006-12-02 02:39:10 · answer #11 · answered by BOOTS! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋