2006-12-02 01:01:20 · 15 answers · asked by NIA 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock"
2006-12-02 01:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
2006-12-02 13:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by blueyes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so poor she has to save up just to be broke.
Yo mama's so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said Sorry no professionals.
2006-12-02 10:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat, when i ran around her twice i got lost.
you mama so stupid she stared at the carton of orange juice for hours because it said 'concentrate'
yo mama house so small, when she orders a large pizza, she has to eat outside
yo mama so stupid, when you say its chilly outside, she runs out there with a spoon
2006-12-02 09:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama's so ugly, her reflection quit!
2006-12-02 09:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, people started yelling, "Taxi!!!!"
Yo mama so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good!!!!
2006-12-02 09:05:00 · answer #6 · answered by idkmybffrose 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's so poor that when i walked into her house and stepped on a cigaret on the floor she said "who turned off the heat"
yo mamma's so dumb she tryed to alphabetize m&m's
yo mamma's so fat NASA is using her to plug the hole in the ozone layer
yo mamma's like a TV even 5 year olds turn her on
2006-12-02 10:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one, "Yo Mama is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits in a chair." ;-)
2006-12-02 09:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mommas so poor when i walked in her house and lit a cigarette, even the cockroaches came out of the walls, and they all started sining:
"Clap your hands and stop your feet, you gotta praise the Lord cuz we got some heat!"
2006-12-02 10:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so fat wen she was watchin the weatherman he said it was goin to be chillli so she grabbed a bowl and a spoon
yo momma is so fat wen i told her to do a push up the only push up she gave me was from the ice cream truck!!!!
2006-12-02 13:39:58 · answer #10 · answered by awesomegal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋