A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think
this place is, an auto parts store"?
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are two slices of
crisp bacon."
"Oh, okay!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie"?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
My joke group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheJokeGallery2
2006-12-02 00:42:09 · 24 answers · asked by Twisted Vixen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brunette jokes are coming soon!
2006-12-02 01:17:58 · update #1
+ok i'm going to have to take another id so i dont use all my points because i have tons of jokes.
XOXO Heather
2006-12-02 01:28:32 · update #2
Hey. That was funny. I really liked that joke and I joined your Group as well. That was nice of you to start up a Jokes Group.
OK. Lets me tell you 3 Blonde Jokes. Here
Blondes Dept
The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.
So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.
The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.
They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos -- after all, they now had their own department at the university.
So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department, which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D."
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Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1,000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2,000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3,000 feet, and he was beginning to worry because she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know!Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"
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Blonde on the First Class
The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and ask to see her ticket. She then tells the blond that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blond replies, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a
Blond sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blond and tries to explain that because she only paid for
Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blond replies, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blond who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
He goes back to the blond and whispers in her ear, and she says, "OH,
I'M SORRY." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON
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BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-02 00:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
At Long Last A Funny Blond Joke! Kudos Darl, My Wife Would Probably Like It Too. Have A Gooday!
2006-12-02 08:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-02 09:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, ha,
i used to ask for
"a brain on drugs and a side of bacon and hashbrowns"
remember that tv commercial?
2006-12-02 08:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! 99/100
2006-12-02 08:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome! So funny! I'm blonde
2006-12-02 08:44:46 · answer #6 · answered by phe_03 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, why is the blonde always the thick one anyway?
2006-12-02 08:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that neat keep the jokes coming
2006-12-02 13:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha, when are there going to be brunette jokes? lol! 10/10
2006-12-02 08:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny! Thats a good one.
2006-12-02 08:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by userdefined 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋