Nice One. How to avoid getting scolded by your wife when you come late at night.?

Question

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I dont know what to

do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut

off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get

undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into

bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,slam the front door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the a~s~s and say, 'WHOS HORNY'?????!!!!! And she acts like shes sound asleep. It Works Every Time!"

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 1

LOL, that's me every time, pretend yo sleep, avoids both argument and sex!

Answer 2

LOLS. nice one! kekes... WHOS HORNY! lols.. i wonder whyie the wife nv wake up. slap so hard stil can pretend!!

Answer 3

WHOS HORNY lmao, enough said

Answer 4

Very good...thanks for the laugh!

Answer 5

Lmao. hahah keep them coming =]

Answer 6

imtiyaz G

Answer 7

That's a good one! LOL! =D

Answer 8

Lame 0.01/1,000,000

Answer 9

lol so funny

Answer 10

mmm, not cool dude.