A Redneck told the pharmacist, "I have a hot date tonight, and I need me some pertection. How much is a pack of them there rubbers gonna cost me"?
The pharmacist responded, " A three-pack of condoms is $6.99, with tax".
"TACKS"! hollered the Redneck, "Gawll A'Mighty! Don't they stay on by theirselves"?!
2006-12-02 00:20:15 · 9 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it!!!
LMAO!
I have to pass this one on to frirnds.
2006-12-03 15:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Sure Have Those Redneck's Down To A 'T' Darl! Have A Gooday Sweet Cheeks!
2006-12-02 08:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgustingand not even funny! Get a life!
2006-12-02 08:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha - me too was thinking the same
2006-12-03 14:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cool
2006-12-02 08:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for my first laugh of the day.
I have to call my brother to tell him this now...
2006-12-02 08:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
homophones
2006-12-02 13:00:29 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! thanks from a redneck
2006-12-02 08:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for sharing
2006-12-02 10:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋