with 3 clicks of the mouse. Now I'm ready to marry you and your significant other for the low introductory price of $29.99. I really don't care if your man/woman, man/man, women/women (this is actually preferred), or Woman/Dog. Let me know if you would like to employ my services.
2006-12-02 00:11:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, some of you are correct not all states recognize my new super (religious) powers. However I have checked and I can perform ceremonies in 28 states.
2006-12-02 00:26:13 · update #1
I will marry woman/horse, but that will cost an extra $9.99.
2006-12-02 00:28:10 · update #2
Why am I being reported?
2006-12-02 01:34:53 · update #3
Reported!
2006-12-02 00:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes there are some web sites out there that can give you that kind of service and it is legal people don't understand that it is that easy to be come a ordain minister all you need is a church to ordained you in as a pastor or as some like to be called REV which is reverend some people don't believe that it is real because they think that you have to go to a seminary school but you don't all that is is just a place where you get a understanding of god and the history of it its just condition the mind and the body . peter didn't go to a seminary school and he was the prime example of a Christan and look what he did he went from a fisherman to a minister of Jesus all in a afternoon its just a tradition of men that's all . i would be careful if i were you . if you are going to tell people about what you have done then you better take off the old man and put the new man on or you are going to get in some trouble my friend . and before you start marring people you better look at your states laws first or you will need a lawyer good fortune on you new career and may good guide you and direct you
2006-12-02 08:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by Trace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the Universal Life website and did the same a few years back. After a long debate, I chose to become a Baroness, however (the other option I considered was 'Whirling Dervish' but I thought that might entail a special skill I don't have, since I get dizzy easily).
I still haven't gotten to perform any ceremonies, but I know people who have after getting ordained this way. Remember Joey did it on 'Friends'? Carson on 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' did it (and mistakenly referred to the church as Unitarian Universalist- oops!). Anyway, I don't think they charged a fee, so that could be a part of the backlash. Speaking of, I do hate that you added you would marry a person to an animal, it really denigrates the rest of the list.
2006-12-02 08:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by Twin momma as of 11/11 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would think that regardless of what you feel will be accepted here on earth, I do not believe some of the unions you would get paid to perform will be recognized in Heaven. Simply because Humans wish it to be so and gain acceptance does not mean it can be forced upon God as acceptible. So if you want to become part of a union like you suggested, be my guess, I cannot and will not point any fingers. That will be for you and the parties you join together to explain to God when you account for your actions. Especially for the person performing the ceremony....from those who know much, much is expected.
2006-12-02 08:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I guess the reason you can get ordained in 3 clicks is because you will marry a woman/dog. I guess you get out of something what you put into it.
2006-12-02 08:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by oldguy63 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why not go on TV and hoodwink the glassy-eyed fundamentalists to leap from their rocking chairs, dance wildly to the telephone, and offer up their pensions to your ministry? Seems to work for other, equally qualified, evangelists...
2006-12-02 08:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would double check the validity of your ordination if I were you.
The law may not recognize you as a minister. And given the content of your question I won't recognize you either.
2006-12-02 08:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mad Maxine 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sure I would employ your services !
How did you become a Reverend, I missed that part and it seems to be interesting :-)
2006-12-02 08:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Congratulations ,you are now a lying ,money hungry hypnotist ,who can talk about imaginary beings and get paid for it .
HOW HONORABLE
2006-12-02 08:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm looking to get a divorce. How much are you charging for THAT?
2006-12-02 08:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by Child 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋