Human Resources?

Question

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources
Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in
heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven!" said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a
Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to
do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let
you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've already made up my mind, and I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." said St. Peter.
And with that St. Peter put the HR executive in an elevator and it went
down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out
onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a
country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow
executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening
gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and
they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at
night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and
lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she
had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and
waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates where she
found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the
harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours
were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you
must choose your eternity."
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd
say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
better time in Hell."
So, St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down
back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself
standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her
friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it
in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand." stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there
was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and
had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my
friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her, smiled and said:





"Yesterday we were recruiting you. Today you're an Employee!"

Answer 1

I am an HR Manager and that was the funniest damn joke...sadly we don't want that to happen, but more often then not it does...

Answer 2

Harsh But True, Make Sure You Don't Cross Them, Or They Will $kr£w You!

Answer 3

This has a very strong ring of truth to it.

Answer 4

Took a while to read, but very funny.

Answer 5

lovely!!! actually i have heard this but its great to read it again and you made me laugh. i still loved the way your joke is great.

Answer 6

Now that is an excellent joke.....Ain't that the truth!!!! Well done! LMAO!!!

Answer 7

Please come and take my HR, he is gay, loves liars, thinks he's really something, and everyone hates him, even though he hired me and gave me the highest salary, I agree!!!!

Answer 8

So true, loved it, thumbs up

Answer 9

Seems more like life here than down there. Thanks for the bit of humor.

Answer 10

Excellent!!!!! Very funny ;-)