2006-12-01 21:13:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Start blowing **** up and running over peoples cars that I don't like.
2006-12-01 21:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by Obsidian © 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOW YOUR TALKIN' !!! I'd jack that sucker up in the rear, pop some crager mags on that puppy and slap on a set of cherry-bombs.., install a quadraphonic 8-track system piping tunes of Fog Hat full tilt (playing "Slow Ride"), line the walls and floors with orange and red/black peppered shag carpeting, put up a few Peter Max black-light posters...,Aim me for Iraq with a few of my old buddies and we WILL clean house, liberating Iraq from those terror dudes in a week. ... . ..
Okay, lets be real about this... .. . .. It would take Two weeks because Bubba has a weak bladder and needs to drain his belt-bag, Billy Ray has his bursitis to contend with.., and me? I gotta keep an eye on those two. Last time I missed sight of Bubba, we found him two hours later, singing the theme song from "Planet of the Apes", naked, in the zoo, with a she ape called, Alice. I know.., I know.., I know what you're thinking, man. The Planet of the Apes movie did not have a theme song with lyrics.., it does now.
OH! and if you ever read about Alice the Bagpipe playing ape.., she kept Bubba's urin bag..., what can I say. Apes are inventive and she made good use of it
2006-12-02 01:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run over all the cars I could find!! Then go through McDonalds drive through then goto the new car dealer and run all the new cars over!!! then chase my stinky ugly trailor trash ex-wife and run her worthless pos sorry excuse for a human butt over!! then I would get out and pee on her face, then kick the crap out of her with golf cleets on. :) Then I would go eat an ice cream cone and enjoy the sunny day! ;)
2006-12-02 01:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray, poop my pants and pray a tank is a symbol of war not a toy and if I where in one that means I would have to fight,not know whats ahead a tremendous amout of fear when you hear incoming and not know if this is your last second alive .
2006-12-01 22:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by stargazer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be freaked out cause the tank would be inside my bedroom on the second floor.
2006-12-01 21:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by jerod_gavel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
run the army tank away and hid it in my garage for future use.
2006-12-01 21:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by Busy Diyosa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
counting the days that army will finish
2006-12-01 22:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Santa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Climb out for some fresh air.
2006-12-01 21:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accidentally-on-purpose set off all the weapons! Starting from... my school, room 305! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-01 23:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drive it straight 2 papa john's & order some pizza.. its lunch tym here
2006-12-01 21:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋