2006-12-01 19:57:43 · 36 answers · asked by billyboy 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Other - Alternative
1. Join in the armed service.
2. Apply for welfare.
3. Get a sugar mommy!
4. Dont leave your parents home!
2006-12-02 21:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by jane c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately you are s**t out of luck being white and an American citizen you have two strikes against you they only give those things to minority's such is life in America we work the government takes and gives our money to other countries and helps to screw the American people so that we don't have enough for our own but if you are a minority hell here you go you don't have to work , Merry Christmas fellow White Man
2006-12-04 14:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by brighterthanyou 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well being that you are an American citizen, I say you have little chance. You have to work for the American dream. You can always go to Mexico and illegally cross the border. Then you will have a much better chance.
2006-12-02 10:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could go into a restaurant and eat the food, then barf all over, insist on someone calling 911, complain all the time at the hospital about feeling terrible and scream in pain every time anyone tries to do anything with you, then sooner or later claim disability and go to school and live for free!!!! OR...
You could run out in front of a car or truck and follow same as above!!!!! OR
You could fall down on the sidewalk and same as above suing the city!!!! This could go on and on.... I would suggest all of the above to be done in an expensive looking place. Example, eat in a very expensive restaurant, get hit by an expensive looking vehicle, and fall in a rich town.... you get it!!!
2006-12-04 15:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by jibsearayne 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Commit a felony and get sent to prison. Of course, you'll lose your right to vote and probably end up as some big fella's girlfriend, but your housing, food and education will be free.
2006-12-05 09:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by D'archangel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure, but when you find out, can you let me know?
I'm a US citizen with a degree and six years of work experience in Corporate america. How can I get the job that I want, not just the one I take to pay the bills?
2006-12-02 00:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Empress Sky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No matter what, you will have to work for it, afterall, you will have to steal to get yourself landed in jail. Here are some options.
1. Win the lottery
2. Build a software that surpasses anything Microsoft has done
3. Catch Osama Bin Laden single handedly.
4. Become a genius and get tons of scholaships for being one.
2006-12-03 07:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by Shalltell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations. You are a minority, its just the government has not recognized it yet. Wasn't it just in the paper 6 months ago how Spanish people are the majority in America, then African American, then Caucasian, then Asian...I think that is the way it goes. I am tired of paying for everyone else because I work so please unless you truly need it , get a job. If you have a handicap or disease then please by all means...apply for aid.
2006-12-04 13:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by purrfectica 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Vote for Democrats
2006-12-05 17:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by mikesalloverthat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The white male thing is defiantly against you. Try paining your skin and claim your a minority. That will open a lot of doors for you.
2006-12-02 10:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by Smiley 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋