2006-12-01 19:51:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Because no one is getting married these days.
This from HUMRI.COM:
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom.
When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
2006-12-01 20:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by SympatheticEar 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because there's really nothing very funny about the poor guy who puts up with mom in law on a daily basis. pity him
2006-12-02 04:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by ancientcityentertainment 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You only feel sympathy for a man married to a crazy megalomaniac.
2006-12-02 05:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because women won't stoop that low.
Why waste time complaining?
We just bury the slime-ball.
2006-12-02 08:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey you are sooooooooo right!
u always hear about the annoying mother in law, but that's it!
2006-12-02 04:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lara D 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Because we are nice guys and try harder.
2006-12-02 20:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by nikonphotobug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idk...no one has made them up yet. I guess.
2006-12-04 10:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋