If a bear drops a load in the forest, and then I come along and get the urge to drop a steaming loaf next to Yogi's; how is it that, according to the EPA, I am polluting the ecosystem, but the bear is not. What's up with that? I gotta know! I gotta know!
2006-12-01 17:37:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Because you dropped a pile of genetically alterred food and Mickey D's all over the ecosystem. Those people would protect the bear's right to crap in your living room. I say we should fight for our right to poopy anywhere in the forest we want.
2006-12-01 17:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Johnny Z 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Since fecal material is biodegradable and essentially composed of the same materials (bears are omnivorous too) there would not be any pollution. Think of this, did Columbus pollute the Atlantic when he peed? Could it be that he is responsible for red tides, fish die-offs, decrease in marine mammal populations, or global warming?....I don't think so.
2006-12-01 20:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Frank 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i bet if you steal the picnic baskets you'd get in a lot more trouble then yogi to, damn those bears, i say you should fight for the same equal rights as bears, it could be revolutionary
2006-12-01 17:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by sushi_lover 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why are you pooing in the forest in the first place? Remember, leaves of 3 let them be......or your be scratching your butt on a tree.
2006-12-01 17:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. SmartyPants 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO
Maybe it has somrthing to do with all the preservitaves we put in our food. Besides, do YOU wanna take a whack at pottytraining Yoggi ? LOL
2006-12-01 17:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yours stinks but the bear's is ecologically correct.
Sue the bear
2006-12-01 17:45:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cuz u have a toilet in ur home and a bear duz not
2006-12-01 17:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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there isn't a lid to put down after you drop your load...
2006-12-01 17:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Balls 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have to presume your on crack asking this,so the difference is your gonna leaveyour crap crack ****.
2006-12-01 17:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋