He gets bigger every year..
Isn't this unhealthy....lol
2006-12-01 16:48:58 · 28 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He's not fat, he's jolly.
2006-12-01 16:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santas fat because hes trying to be politically correct in times of an obesity crisis
2006-12-01 16:56:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spends all Christmas eve night riding around in a sleigh and eating milk and cookies!
2006-12-01 16:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he's fat because he likes cookies, works only one night a year, and his job is to ride around in a sleigh. But i have never seen him in person, and they say the camera adds a few pounds.
2006-12-01 16:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ali K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cause a skinny Santa just wouldn't be the same ...
2006-12-01 16:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by Aussie Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's because of the cookies! people buy some fat free for once! Then the milk should be lactaid!
2006-12-01 16:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Mrs. Claus is such a good cook.
2006-12-01 16:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wouldnt you get fat if you ate 6 billion house's worth of cookies every year???
2006-12-01 16:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Raven S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lots of milk and cookies. He's been around (get it) for a long time.
2006-12-01 16:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is to look jolly and cheerfull with that big, perfectly round belly.
2006-12-01 21:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he eats elves and on occasion small children.
2006-12-01 18:15:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋