2006-12-01 15:05:22 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stop the WAR!!!! i want my daddy home :[
2006-12-01 15:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
I would hire a television-crew, and an impartial judge.
Then I would ask Mr. Bush to sit at my dining-table, and take a three hour intelligence-test.
The judge's task is to see that everything goes according to the rules, and the television-crew will film all the way trough. (of course it would be a world-wide, live broadcast).
After Mr. Bush has finished the test, the judge will rate it, and tell the results to Mr. Bush and the world. (cuz the camera's are still rolling, of course)
After that I would provide Mr. Bush with anything he likes to eat, and allow him a two-hour rest, before I'll ask him to sit at my dining-table again, to take a 3-hour psychology-test. (same scenario as above, but this time the judge would be replaced by two independent experts in judging the result of the psychology-test)
I really would like to see if my opinion about Mr. Bush' intelligence is right, or wrong (in which case I would have to adjust my opinion)....same goes for his psychological state of mind.
2006-12-01 15:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by Joshua 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First thing would be to tell him not to speak. He could only make grunting noises..........no, he does that anyway. Umm, make him believe that Clinton is still President and that Bill wants him where he can pat him on the head. Make him kiss the girl that versed the Regular Joes on "DodgeBall" on the lips. Make him go to the grocery store on a bike wearing a bikini. I don't care how cold it is. OMG the list could be endless. Nice idea though!
2006-12-01 15:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We'd start the day off at 4 am with some hard labor.
After a few hours of that, we'd be off to a remedial English class
At 10 am we'd go to an alternative religious beliefs hangout and chat about respecting other people.
At noon, after he makes my lunch, he would watch me eat and write, " I am not God, nor I am a the Messiah," approximately 500 times. At around two, more hard labor.
8 pm, he showers, dons a construction worker costume and we go to a gay bar. He must dance with at least 3 men.
2006-12-01 15:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Make him read the part of the Bible where Jesus tells Pilate (paraphrase) "If my kingdom were an earthly kingdom, my followers would fight for me...but my kingdom is not of this world"
Then I'd enrole him in back in college. I always thought he would make a great high school teacher. I actually like the guy, just not his foreign politics.
2006-12-01 15:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by matt prater 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God, the possiblities are endless. most of the things I'd have him do are unmentionable here and are of a physical nature. i happen to think he's hot for an older guy so I'd keep him as a sex slave of sorts. I bet he makes a mean peanut butter and jelly sammich too!
2006-12-01 15:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i could deliver him off to Iraq and make him combat for variety of 6hrs (finished on) then i could brind him back to Australia and make him swim in our somewhat crammed rivers/creeks. Then take him back to usa and positioned him in a cage in New Orleans for the the remainder of his existence. HE HE HE HE Nah i could probley merely make him pass to artwork for me lol!
2016-12-29 19:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make him do the worst household chores possible. Clean toilets and wash floors on his hands and knees, and clean out the stove and fridge. Things that he wouldn't dream of doing now in his present time of life. Maybe it would bring him back down into the real world.
2006-12-01 15:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by elanabutcher 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
1) Recite the Pledge of Allegiance
2) Spell the word Government
3) Ride a bike in circles for two hours
4) Fill in pot holes
5) Feed the hungry at the local Food Bank
2006-12-01 15:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by angelinvestor 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
First chop my dried fruits for my Christmas cake. Then clean the grout from the tiles in my bathroom.
2006-12-01 15:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by Hysteria 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would still be your wonderful president and hire all of us robots
for a day to show the world our fabulous possibilities!
2006-12-01 15:14:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋