a penguin, a beaver, a flamingo, bob saget, an amoeba, james bond, Mr T, master P, or a piece of toast?
why?
describe the battle in detail, or whatever suits your liking
2006-12-01 12:48:02 · 11 answers · asked by Lucid Mercenary...™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll go with the piece of toast. Well you see, James bond, Mr T and Master P killed each other while fighting for which one would get that piece of toast, as well as bob saget. The amoeba infected the stomach of the beaver, who bit the flamingo and the penguin and therefore gave them tetanus. After a few hours the amoeba caused its bad effect on the penguin, caused internal bleeding and convulsion of the stomach acids. The only one that did not actually do anything in the fight was the piece of toast, and since no one got it, it won!
2006-12-01 12:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Penguins have feet of fury--and feet of fury ALWAYS win. Bob Saget would be too busy trying to clean up the crumbs from the toast, so the penguin could take the opporunity to drop kick him in the back into the water (I imagine this battle royal taking place on an ice berg) The toast would go into the water along with Bob. Master P and Mister T would take each other out, arguing over who is the ruler of the initial name. James Bond would get distracted with the flamingo (it would remind him of some woman who once dressed up for him in a pink feather boa) and while he was daydreaming, our Penguin hero would put his car into gear (because Bond would still be sitting in his fancy car) and it would speed off the ice shelf into the icy water. The beaver would beat the flamingo with it's tail, and then be very tired and not have any fight left in him to deal with our Penguin hero. The Amoeba sees all of this destrcution and voluntarily submits. Your winner---The Penguin!
2006-12-01 21:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by Natalie M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bond, hands down. He jumps in the Aston-Martin, revs it up to about 6,000 RPM, dumps the clutch and opens-up with the .50 cal. turn signals while doing a few doughnuts. All other combatants, including the toast, are now "toast". The whole thing's over and James is back behind a Stoli Martini in less than 2 minutes.
2006-12-01 20:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Master Dude 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Penguin
2006-12-01 20:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penguin......because all penguins pwn all species LOL *bows down to a penguin*
2006-12-01 20:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob Saget, because his voice would eventually make his foes kill themselves.
LOL!
Cheers!
2006-12-01 20:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All money on the toast
2006-12-01 20:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr T
2006-12-01 21:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arnold.
2006-12-01 20:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anyone of them could choke and die on a piece of toast
2006-12-01 20:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋