2006-12-01 12:34:51 · 20 answers · asked by Skinny 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The person who is the most clever and creative of all, that's who!
2006-12-01 12:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Top Ten Signs You're Not Going to Win a Nobel Prize
10. You think the capital of Sweden is Sweden City
9. You built an artificial heart, but it's the size of a bread truck
8. Closest you've ever come to doing a scientific experiment -- putting a sleeping friend's hand in warm water
7. Despite all your brilliant ideas, the nurses won't let you have anything sharp to write them down
6. You're the CBS executive who picked the new fall lineup
5. For the past 10 years, your thumb has been stuck in a test tube
4. Title of your doctoral dissertation: "Yee-ouch! Them Pins is Pointy!"
3. Your theory of relativity is E=MC Hammer
2. You're known around the university as "Professor Gump"
1. Your first name is Boutros Boutros -- but your last name ain't Ghali
2006-12-01 12:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Eagles 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I came up with the most creative answer, see what you need to do is except that she left you and move on with your life, she can't leave her husbandand children and just hop on a plane to sri lanka with you, no matter how much you like her hair, you need to find a new love and get a move on with your life
2006-12-01 12:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by msim225 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off my Uncle's nick name is Skinny.
To be creative with a non helpful question is difficult but I will give it a try.
Did the gopher go golfing? or did the golfer go gophering?
Sally and Sue sold sea shells down by the sea shore , how many sea shells did Sally and Sue sell?
This makes as much sense as your non helpful question..
2006-12-01 12:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am having problems actually finding a question. That leads me to beleive that you are unfammiliar with how yahoo answers work, or you are an idiot. As you can see most of the qustions actually contain a question and not just a reference to one.
Best Wishes, J.swaney
2006-12-01 12:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by j.swaney 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, the polar bear, who was sitting on a block of ice, contemplating his not so sunny future, looked up, read the question...
and emailed the answer to me.
2006-12-01 12:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by beelz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mark Twain could've but he retired from life in 1910.
2006-12-01 12:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bob
2006-12-01 12:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Soul-searching in a shoe factory
2006-12-01 12:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Zenchick 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, dude! How about ya actually ASK a question?? Gawd are ya jacked up or something?! Chyeah, I think you are!
2006-12-01 12:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by Ali 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋