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This isn't a joke. I honestly don't know.

2006-12-01 12:22:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

God! Why did I ask!!!

2006-12-01 12:26:32 · update #1

32 answers

When you pleasure yourself sexually.
Honestly, that's what it means.

2006-12-01 12:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by T Time 6 · 5 1

Masturbation is sexual pleasure that you give yourself.

Everybody does it differently, but it usually involves touching their sexual parts (for example stroking the clitoris or moving fingers in and out of the vagina or moving the foreskin up and down the penis there are thousands of ways...) while thinking sexy thoughts or fantasising.

Hope this has helped...

2006-12-03 07:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jean-Paul J 5 · 0 0

Well Some Holy-Rollers or Bible Thumpers will tell you it is a Sin - and they probably do it themselves -LOL
But its not a sin at all - its probably one of the most natural things ever
All it is - is Self-Love or Self-affection Sexually
It isn't hurting anyone - you cant get STD's or pregnant from it -LOL and again its NOT a Sin - and your sexual organs will not FALL off if you do it- LOL- All it is for is so you can learn more about yourself sexually - what you like & dont like - Its just good practice & Practice makes perfect -LOL

2006-12-01 12:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by Photogra-mama 4 · 2 1

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls. Pray silence for the most innocent man on earth. A man without access to any of the wonders of learning of the modern or ancient world. Spank the monkey, shake hands with the Bishop, knock one off, ****, jerk all are unknown words for him.....will no one take pity on this poor Christian soul?

2006-12-01 12:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by Stephen F 2 · 1 2

it's wen a person( either a guy or a girl ALONE) has sex with themselves. So, that would be like u going into ur room right now and starting to have sex with ur self and objects like a clock or something. I don't know how it's possible but it's done....I know! WEIRD! People usually do this and tape them doing it and sell it on the internet for money! IT's terrible but true...

2006-12-01 12:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by P!ATD GIRL! Luvn Brendon Urie! 3 · 2 2

When you get old enough you won't be asking. You will know ...
masturbation is a natural thing in humans.....
look it up in the dictionary

2006-12-01 12:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1 1

Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, usually to the point of orgasm....

You could read more about it on wikipedia.

2006-12-01 12:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by DCM 2 · 3 0

When you fondle your own genitalia for pleasure - usually to the point of orgasm. Do you know what orgasm is? It’s like a climax that is so incredible; once you feel it you think “what the hell was that? I gotta do that again!!!”


















































PS: Don’t feel bad for asking. You’ll never have to meat any of these ******* in person. Now you know. :)



PPS: LOL - "~Luvn my attitude~Thang~" Has a very interesting view of masterbation and maybe a little uneducated.

2006-12-01 12:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 2 2

hy hons gay boyfriends daviie ans stevie hons and you are really serious about this question actualy my boyfriend and i are laughing so hard at you hons you are actually a red blooded american boy and have no idea what choking the chicken is?? hmm must have lead a life of a monk here we guess.

2006-12-01 12:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The same thing it is on the rest of the planets and throughout the rest of the universe...sexual self-gratification.

2006-12-01 12:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Kidd! 6 · 2 1

Get a dictionary and look it up, or do an Internet search. Good luck and God bless****

2006-12-01 12:25:08 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 1 2

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