A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. As they walk hand-in-hand, his lustful desire rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests that she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight nylon knickers rolling down voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage and touches her leg. He quickly moves his hand up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God, Mary, have you changed your sex!"
"No," she replies, "I've changed my mind. I'm taking a shi*t instead."
2006-12-01 11:21:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Enjoy this Naughty Joke as well
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2006-12-01 11:22:13 · update #1
LMFAO. I really liked that one! Whew!....
2006-12-01 11:38:50 · answer #1 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. LOL Don't think I'll reach trough the hedge tho.
2006-12-01 19:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was put out on here about three weeks ago. It's still funny though. Nasty, but funny.
2006-12-01 19:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Nasty but funny at the same time.
2006-12-01 19:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but the story is funny lol.
2006-12-01 19:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by ٭I Love The LORD!٭ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff man
2006-12-01 19:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by emehms 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwww tht's grosss
2006-12-01 19:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah
2006-12-01 19:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by switchplate2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yucky
2006-12-01 19:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by vanilla_hips 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUCK THATS GROSS BUT REAL FUNNY
2006-12-01 19:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥you rock my world ♥♥♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋