Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.
When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
2006-12-01 11:09:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-12-01 11:09:42 · update #1
hehehehehe!! LOL!! Good one!!
I have to tell this one to the girls!! Toooo funny!!
2006-12-01 11:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical--its like a guy with a 9 inch tounge and a 2 inch dong and all he wants to do is F#ck.
2006-12-01 19:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke very much. Thumbs up!
2006-12-01 19:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I really like that one reminds me of bobbing for apples! LOL
2006-12-01 19:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This should be under jokes and riddles.
2006-12-01 20:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome. What a riot hahaha
2006-12-01 19:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JESUS LOVES YOU
I WILL PRAY FOR YOU
PRE MARITAL SEX IS A SIN (fun,BUT A SIN)
2006-12-01 19:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it, was he wearing a beanie.
2006-12-01 19:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by N. Andrews 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2006-12-01 19:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Semi-charmed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! ^_^
2006-12-01 19:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋