What would be some features?! Make 'em funny, kids!
2006-12-01 10:19:26 · 8 answers · asked by Paintspinner37 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It would be covered by a 30 day return policy, subject to a 15% restocking fee it you tried it out.
2006-12-01 10:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by muffin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOW AT BEST BUY...
Smart Paper!
The toilet paper that refills itself!
No more empty rolls on your holders!
Smart Paper senses when the roll is getting low. A micro-robotic arm grabs a new one and places it on the holder for you!
Smart Paper! Toilet Technology of the Future!
2006-12-01 18:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, it would be individually wrapped in shrink wrap and have a metal bar attached. Every roll would come with a discount coupon for a CD or DVD. Next, there would be tons of different colors, sizes, and smells. Ashley Simpson would come in twice a month to lip sync about her new silicone enhanced toilet paper and Jessica Simpson's toilet paper comes with directions.
2006-12-01 18:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by likris 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The open box special... where it's been a floor model and it's all banged up only with toilet paper it'd be used. Ewww...
They'd try to sell an extended warranty plan.
You'd ask someone for help with it and they'd say "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with toilet paper. Let me find you someone in that department."
2006-12-01 18:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by stimply 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be silver heat up smell a new car , you could download music to play threw the tube , it might also light up in the dark , and it it would be $59.95 a roll , Sure beats your grandma's Wal mart ad :)
2006-12-01 18:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by gooddad14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy one get the second for 1/2 off when you buy Ipod!
2006-12-01 18:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by Y! Jennifer! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why shouldn't they sell toilet paper? They sell CRAP, so it would be a matched set!
2006-12-01 18:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would vibrate.
2006-12-01 18:36:14 · answer #8 · answered by susie w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋