A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.
But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim.
Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."
"Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"
Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."
The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there's Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Johnny stands up and says,
"As I felt my balls slap against her a*ss, I knew that I was in definitely!
2006-12-01 10:16:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Check this for another BIG Laugh!
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2006-12-01 10:17:22 · update #1
Thanks for the laugh!♥
2006-12-01 10:29:18 · answer #1 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha,thats a good 1.i dont believe i ever heard that 1 before.thats a yes.
2006-12-01 18:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes...lol
2006-12-01 18:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by telis_gr1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that put a smile on my face.
2006-12-01 18:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I know you are gay,and no,it's nothing to be ashamed of.
2006-12-01 20:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
H ha ha ha yep, that'll be a dead give away!!! Great one!
2006-12-01 18:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes that will work
2006-12-01 18:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really bad.
2006-12-01 18:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-12-01 18:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whooo to darn funny! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-01 18:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the **** is this ****?
2006-12-01 18:19:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋