I can manage a start around 9:00 am, but I would like to be finished and home before 5:00 pm or there abouts.
I like a night out on a Thursday, so you might find me sleeping on the step on Friday morning, as I am very conscientious and wouldn't take a day off for the sake of a hangover.
I am talented and learn new skills very quickly, I work well on my own initiative or can also work productively as part of a team.
2006-12-01 10:11:19 · 14 answers · asked by _______ 2 in Local Businesses ➔ Other - Local Businesses
Absolutely! You sound like a perfect candidate for our company. We do have a few requirements though.
First, you must be very under qualified and fail a preliminary drug test. Also, we require all employees to be sexually abusive and carry a long violent criminal history.
If you feel that you can meet or exceed these requirements, please apply as soon as possible.
We look forward to working with you.
2006-12-01 10:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have my job which is even better that your requirements.
You work from home so although you get around a little (see below) you can work the hours you want to a large extent and go to the pub on sunny afternoons.
In the last 12 months i've been to Portugal, Turkey (4 times) Greece, and last month Dubai 5star hotel and travelled business class.
Your salary will be at least double what most people earn if not 4/5 times more and your working week could be 2 days long if you play it right.
All you have to do now is work out what i do.lol
2006-12-01 10:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes apply to any premiership football team in the UK.
Well paid, Plenty of holidays and hours are 90 mins per week
2006-12-01 12:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jexf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brittney Spears is on the market again since she kicked K-Fed to the curb so you could move in and be her next leach husband.
2006-12-01 10:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by WonderWoman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe I may be able to help you out. Might involve a little travel though.
Long Live Jambi
2006-12-01 10:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes of course. Become a mp in Blairs government. But I don't think you would stoop that low.
2006-12-01 10:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your hired,can you start Feb 30?
2006-12-01 10:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by Butt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're not hiring for that type of job right now.
2006-12-01 10:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by robertspraguejr 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simple, Yes, are you curious?
2006-12-01 20:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by CC T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join the govenment
2006-12-01 10:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋