Need help ditching a "friend".?

Question

I have a very complicated problem. I have a lazy, illness faking, whiny friend, who's overly sensitive to the point of telling his mother (who works at my school and his(we're both in the same homeroom with her)) that he was liberal, and when I said he was annoying too, after he said so to me. He's super fat and stops by his mommy's class between every period to give her a hug. He tried to get me sent to the office through her(and almost succeeded) because I put a tomatoe under his chair (we always put food under our friends seats when they sat) his mom is rude and intrusive, similar to this freeloader who's mom pressures us into giving him answers, by checking our work with him (he gets 1/2 wrong). I want to end the friendship but I'm in his mom's homeroom and she would surely pull me out of class and interrogate me. Its not fair!! I need a realistic way to end this friendship in a delicate manner(showing apparent reason on my part, and not getting in trouble). I need serious help

Answer 1

Honesty is the best policy, kinda. You need to tell him that you don't want to "see" him anymore, but don't be blunt about it, sounds like you're dealing with someone who's very sensitive. Give him the "its not you, its me" speech (insert character flaw here!!!). Have another friend confirm the flaw, turn away, and never look back, even if he hits lotto, slims down, becomes the jock of the school, gets the best girl and becomes Homie of the Year. He really doesn't sound that bad to me, sounds like mom is the real issue, but hey, I'm not there.

Answer 2

either way, you're screwed. try switching out of the class.