Am I entitled to give them both barrells of 1/2 Kilo of buckshot up the 'Arris?
2006-12-01 08:23:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You are a gentleman, Doorman!
2006-12-01 10:23:09 · update #1
Do Lord Zulu and I will say you were with me in San Tropez for the weekend
2006-12-01 10:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive done loads of poaching - but not for the last 15 years.
Poached Salmon out of the river Cree near where I live in Scotland and Red/Roe and Fallow deer. Also plenty of rabbits and pheasants. Only got caught once poaching Salmon and was taken to the owner of the estate by the local gamekeeper - a bit embarrasing but this didnt put me off - I was back there the next day. To answer your question, I think you seriously know the answer - You might kill them and end up in Jail. You dont say what they are poaching. Best thing you could probably do would be to sit it out and wait for them and catch them red handed, but I know how difficult this could be.
2006-12-01 16:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just come up with a decent alibi, a good suggestion might be to use Angel, you could say you were giving her etiquette lessons on how to become a lady, you know like My Fair Lady, I'm sure the coppers would believe it once they've spoken to her...
2006-12-02 02:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-12-01 20:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accidents do happen, I mean, how can you tell a rabbit from a camouflaged scally, cowering in the undergrowth ?
Just look shocked and distraught when your explaining the events to a copper.........
2006-12-01 17:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by JayEleven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been getting confused again, you're meant to shot the PHEASANTS, not the peasants.
And besides the peasants don't taste as nice, and i'm running out of places to hide the bodies for you...
2006-12-01 16:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd recommend salt cartridges instead - they hurt like hell but won't do serious damage if you avoid the face. They used to be used by gamekeepers in the UK (although they've probably been banned by now).
2006-12-01 16:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately no. Don't you remember the Tony Martin case? British justice gone crazy i say!!!!!!!!1
2006-12-01 16:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are they poaching eggs, I'm allergic to eggs, so you can give them both barrells.
2006-12-01 17:05:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By all means your lordship, sir. God Bless you, sir and thank you for using the very middle of my back to step up onto your high horse, your Lordship, sir.
2006-12-01 16:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋