Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that are recalled by their maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse wil happen to you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for youl; the more you have, the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait on them.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn alot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have wierd names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn
to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today....
2006-12-01 08:15:20 · 16 answers · asked by Let ME be President! 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Aw come on people its not REALLY a question. Its friday, and it made me smile, and I wanted to share it and try to make someone else smile.
2006-12-01 08:21:08 · update #1
If you spend today dreading tomorrow, you will spend tomorrow regretting today.
2006-12-01 08:19:00 · answer #1 · answered by aidan402 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always remember those who serve.
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.
"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.
"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.
"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.
By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.
"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.
The little boy again counted his coins.
"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.
The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies..
You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.
2006-12-01 08:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, what an awesome message. I really enjoyed it and will keep it in mind. Whenever I am feeling a bit down I will pull this back up to look at again.
Thank you for a thought inspiring message.
2006-12-01 08:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because of the fact the beginning up, undesirable issues take place to each physique rather lots common. definite, i think that the devil has all to do with that. Our lives are submit against evil common. in the previous annoying lived the devil might like for us to spend eternity with him even although this is a decision each physique could make on their own.
2016-12-13 18:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Several of my favorites:
The hand that stocks the drugstore rules the world.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
2006-12-01 08:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by cynical_about_future_generations 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two nickles and five pennies is 15 cents. The ice cream was 35 cents. He ripped the waitress off. That's why she cried. She was so pissed she wanted to beat his butt!
2006-12-01 08:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank, you made my day.
Well didn't really make my day, but did make me smile.
Now pick me for best answer and that will make my day.( I have a very boring life.)
2006-12-01 08:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by dj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, obviously not many people live by those words since we all have different personalities, thoughts, and opinions
2006-12-01 08:20:08 · answer #8 · answered by Greek 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"
I just had to point out my favorite. LOL good stuff.
2006-12-01 08:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by I Ain't Your Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't need someone to tell you how to live. Make this life your own and own it.
2006-12-01 08:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋