I know it sounds absurd But please tell me who I am.?

Answer 1

You are the love of my life.

Now you know about as much as I do.

(And I'd rather have you over David Gower any day. Well, most days, anyway) xxx

Answer 2

You are the one who if I do not know, and ask - who are you? Would answer my question, where no other person in the world could. But if no other person in the world would ever asks you this question, you would never have to ask it to yourself either, or to another person, as you are asking now. This question, therefore, does not belong to you. It belongs to all who know you as an answered question, and to those who would like to know you as a pure question. The only thing that really and uniquely belongs to you is the answer to this question, the answer that you and only you can answer, because you are the answer to this question. And this does not sound absurd at all!

Answer 3

I think you're Fat Bastard from Austin Powers in your picture. But if you're not him then you're definitely Michael M. Machughett from 67 Pineville Lawns, Upper William street Kildare town, Kildare, Ireland, son of Matthew and Wilhelma, likes poetry and slow walks in the park on sunny afternoons, wanted to be a racing driver when you were 5, now work in an Opthalmic Surgery on Nassau street, own a dog called Morris and a lemur named Johnathon F Priestley, have pink bathroom walls cos you never got a chance to have them painted over since you moved in, going skiing this Christmas in Austria with some friends, one of which you have a crush on and one of which also has a crush on the friend on whom you have the crush, stayed up till midnight last night watching the movie Seven.
Close?

Answer 4

when you were born, there was a hole in humanity, you were specially created to fill that hole and the experiences you gain in your life enable only you to do that. If you choose to nothing with your life it is a loss to all humanity, because you might be the one who discovers a new energy source , or the cure for cancer, or maybe just be the person who says the right thing at the right time to motivate someone else to do it. YOU ARE "the key"

Answer 5

You are you, aren't you? You look like you, you sound like you, you walk like you.

Take a breath and relax. Look at photos that may have been taken of you, listen to stories other people tell you about you, look at the things you have, your likes and dislikes. Here is where you find the answer to your question.

The best thing you can do though, is look deep inside yourself. Not to the point of getting morbid, but just to the point of getting enough information to know where you want to go.

Answer 6

Supertramp

Answer 7

That is called "The Logical Song" it came out in the 70's or the 80's.

Answer 8

I think you are Sir Simon Spamalot. I would be delighted to have breakfast with you as long as there were no kippers on the table or in the room. They reek as strong as fermented cairn.

Answer 9

Don't ask yourself this too much, you'll go bonkers. You won't know from the inside and we definately won't know from the outside.

Someone once asked me this whilst they were on acid. I gave them a vitamin c tablet to helpt them get their head back from the back side of their ****.

It worked for a bit too!

Answer 10

Hmmm...you use a period and a question mark. The period signifies you are decisive, the question mark means after you make a decision, you continue to question it.

You are human, frail, insecure, but brave. Stay strong little solider