At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
2006-12-01 07:38:30 · 4 answers · asked by Smurfetta 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
At the golf course urinal: This is the only place where nobody rags on me for my posture.
2006-12-01 09:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Beware heavy plant crossing.
Slow horses ahead.
Stop Children
2006-12-01 07:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by Norman H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sign in a barber shop: If your hair is not becoming to you, you should be coming to us.
2006-12-01 08:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gregnir 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in a farmers field, an advertisement for a billboard; "You'd be outstanding in your field if you advertised here"
2006-12-01 08:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by soobee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋