I could chop it down late at night, it's a beauty. There's the added bonus of also giving me a clear view into his teenage daughters bedroom if it's gone too. Do you reckon he'll suspect me?
2006-12-01 07:34:11 · 29 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Wait until he's put lights and presents on it.
2006-12-01 08:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mature trees are protected and you need permission to chop them down, even in a garden, so be careful as you could end up in BIG trouble if you do in more ways than one.
2006-12-01 15:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by koolkatt 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have cunning plan: chop it down during the day, very obviously. If you're obvious enough no-one will notice. You can hide behind it too as you drag it to your house. No-one will suspect.
2006-12-01 16:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by incogno 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does every one think that people looking at teenage girls, happens to be a pervert? ive been shagging one for 5 years! im 23 and shes 22, oh, sorry, its the police state, and yes do pinch his tree!, stick it right in your front garden and ask if he wants touch it!
2006-12-03 13:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by fantomcat_2k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say that it's growing on your land, giving you trouble, taking away the sun and all, and get the police to chop it down.
2006-12-01 15:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by The Phantom of Anna Nicole Smith 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you retarded for one thing i hope your ip has been saved and sent to authorities you pedaphile as for the next part about the tree when he calls the cops they are going to want to question you and ask if you seen or heard anything and once they come in the house and see the tree your done so please do go steal the tree
2006-12-01 15:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by Psycho_____ 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe you could just chop the top off - enough for a Christmas tree and clearing your view... Dirty perv!
2006-12-01 15:36:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you want to distroy a perfectly normal, healthy, tree... go ahead.
I know you are joking. Your neighbour will suspect you.
2006-12-08 22:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by Just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'd look nice hung with the lights you nicked from the kids home.
Have you got a big chopper, then?
2006-12-01 15:44:51 · answer #9 · answered by sarah c 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my dads got a xmas tree in his back garden hope u don't live nxt 2 me u perv I'm going 2 b drawing my curtains
2006-12-01 15:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋