We had such a conversation this morning as I was putting my knickers on. Did you know fannies don't like black knickers? Can you think why?
2006-12-01 06:18:27 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
My fanny just farts. But that's because I've had 8 kids, all over 9lbs at birth. As a result I'm very slack and my fanny just eats my knickers. The prolapse is also a conversation piece. But I don't want to go there, hon.
So don't you worry. Mine has a mind of it's own. People think it's me that's always interrupting conversations.........
People at work avoid me in the lift, and as for the stairwell.... every step. I've learned to "sing" Nelly the elephant as I ascend.
2006-12-01 16:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maybe When You Put Black Knickers On Your Fanny Thinks Somone Has Died.
What's It Say When It's Being Kissed?
2006-12-01 10:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
over here (the US of A), a fanny is a butt. And ALL of them can talk. Well, duck talk anyway. And drowning punctured air mattress talk. Sometimes moose with his nose in the car trunk talk. And some other kinds, Depends on what the owner has been eating.
I presume you are talking fanny as in what fanny is on the other side of the pond, so perhaps that is unusual.
The black lint looks bad in her teeth?
2006-12-01 07:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Are you the one who's fanny talks just like Billy Connoly, in which case I've seen your film!
And, no, of course fannies don't like black knickers - they can't see where they are going!
2006-12-01 10:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fanny been talkin ever since it learned how the ventilator worked.
We been through a lot together don't ya know.
All though it's tough, when fanny rips a fart that ain't!
Been there, done that.
2006-12-01 08:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by smially 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Your,e Right , my Parrot is called "Fanny" and she Never Ever Shuts up
2006-12-01 06:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im quite concerned for your mental health lol. is that an english fanny (front bum) or an american fanny (backside)? i do hope its not the former!!
2006-12-01 06:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
R u called Sticky Vicky by any chance?
2006-12-01 06:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by glooperj 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a fanny - but I can talk outta my *** if that's any good? (or so I'm told)
2006-12-01 06:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by Richard E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
does your fanny have a pierced lip?my aunt fanny does
2006-12-01 06:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋