Do I need a transformer for domestic use? They're the large ones that are used outside. I didn't think they'd miss them as half of them are blind anyway.
2006-12-01 05:45:20 · 41 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Oh no. You shouldn't have stolen them from the orphanage.
Orphan's are poor and rely on charity. Their decorations are donated by people who like to give the impression they are doing a good deed but are really offloading their difficult to dispose of rubbish.
You should have gone for the quality ones in the churchyard instead. I'll help you get them later if you want.
2006-12-01 10:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No you mustn't use a transformer, these require a starter pushpup to make them work.
What you need to do, is remove a fuse from a 3 pin plug, and put thick wire in its place, this will produce the pushup needed if you first connect a short piece of wire to the plug, and hold the bare wires on that end, tightly within your palm, while you plug the 3 pin plug into the socket.
It won't be as shocking, or disgusting as you are putting this question on here.
Have a nice low life.
2006-12-06 10:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sprinkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you need to do is go back down to the children's home, kidnap one of the sighted children and have that kid show you how they hooked the Christmas lights up at the home last Christmas.
Be sure to kick a dog or two and steal candy from a baby, both to and from the home on your kidnapping adventure.
The key is to get Jesus really pissed off at you before his birthday.
I hear the more you sin, the harder he tries to save your soul, and the better the gifts you'll get in return on the 25th.
Hope This Helps,
B. Oblivion
2006-12-01 05:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Brian Oblivion 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wicked b*a*s*t*a*r*d
Hope the lights blow your bleedin' fingers off so you won't be able to steal anymore. The fact that the children are blind is not the point. You took something that does not belong to you. Its that simple.
When your time is up, you will be judged and I am sure there will be a special place in hell reserved just for you.
2006-12-01 05:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard of buying some. They sell them you know in shops. They don't cost very much, but if you're that hard up, perhaps you could dress up as Santa and put out a begging bowl. If you ever do get them to work I hope they blow a fuse. Merry Christmas. N O T.
2006-12-01 05:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, Ahahahaha
2006-12-05 23:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by Debbs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried running them off that generator that belongs to the church next to your house. It's tricky to attach and theres a moderate risk of electric shock so you might need the help of a local small handed orphan.
2006-12-01 06:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is obvious that you forgot to steal the electricity that powers them. It might be time for another late night trip back to the childrens home.
2006-12-05 00:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by exbuilder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Karma
2006-12-01 05:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The ones I stole last year didn't work either. I was so pissed off, I smashed the bulbs and sprinkled the glass up and down the corridors. It looked very festive as I sneaked out!
2006-12-01 06:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋