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I answered an advertisement for an organ donor. When I got there I dropped my pants and they all freaked out and called the cops. What did I do wrong?

2006-12-01 04:47:36 · 16 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Shame on you! Those poor nuns were looking for a keyboard to play Christmas music on, not a skin flute!!!!

2006-12-01 05:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 3 0

you answered an advertisement for an organ donor

2006-12-01 12:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0 0

It was dropping the pants that got them nervous.

2006-12-01 12:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

Nothing if you were trying to sell your penis to a lady that wanted to become a man maybe it was not the size they wanted you should get some miracle grow or some shittt!

2006-12-01 12:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Next time specify which organ your in the market for, and wear a Trench Coat........

2006-12-01 13:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0 0

You went to the wrong address! Those poor people. I hear they're still in shock!! LOL

2006-12-01 12:50:56 · answer #6 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0 0

Were you looking for Lorena Bobbit's house? Why would you want to make THAT kind of donation?

2006-12-01 13:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by warehaus 5 · 0 0

You forgot to wrap it up with a ribbon. Now will you call it your little tax deduction?

2006-12-01 14:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0 0

You went to the wrong address, I live down the street ;)

2006-12-01 12:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They were freaked by the giant bass viol sticking out of your butt.

2006-12-01 13:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by x 7 · 1 0

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